Bent and Broken

Sweet Jesus just get naked already

Wed, 22 May 2013 02:54:54 -0400

Sweet Jesus just get naked already

Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'm like in real life

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:03:08 -0400

Last time I got a fortune I believed in, it came true rather quickly. We were in sure financial...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:59:43 -0400

Last time I got a fortune I believed in, it came true rather quickly. We were in sure financial straits and the fortune read

“Financial hardships are coming to an end”

Shortly thereafter mom got her hours increased from 2 days a week to 5 and financial hardship did in fact end.

It’s back now. But I have hope. The greater cosmic consciousness is speaking to me and I won’t turn a deaf ear to it.

I tend to take these seriously, when 3/3 are roughly the same...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:18:06 -0400

I tend to take these seriously, when 3/3 are roughly the same message. #fortunecookie

prince—william: heylookitsjon: I love the fact that, had it not been for my poisonous...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:52:19 -0400

prince—william:

heylookitsjon:

I love the fact that, had it not been for my poisonous friendship with Scotty, I would never have known Billy.

I literally would be missing my bffl from my life, if Scotty hadn’t been part of the picture.

Thank god for that disaster of a friendship.

oh my god. scotty. I forgot about scotty.

Perfect gif is perfect

No, Lab Ray, I did not want a blue skeith. Lab Ray, you are drunk.

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:30:00 -0400

No, Lab Ray, I did not want a blue skeith.

Lab Ray, you are drunk.

blakedanny: Literally don’t have words for how angry drawing makes me. Like its the one fucking art...

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:29:20 -0400

blakedanny:

Literally don’t have words for how angry drawing makes me. Like its the one fucking art form I have literally no grasp on and all I can do is sit here and stare at these markers and angrily vibrate.

fromonesurvivortoanother: i don’t like the whole “you can’t love someone until you learn to love...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:05:14 -0400

fromonesurvivortoanother:

i don’t like the whole “you can’t love someone until you learn to love yourself” idea because uhhh

wow people who are hurt and abused and damaged deserve love just as much as someone else

love generally does not work when it’s one-sided. love is the interaction between one person and another entity, like another person or a book or a work of art

and usually when people have trouble loving others it’s because their previous relationships with people have taught them messed up ways of love

where do you think these people are going to learn healthy ways of love? from a magical wise space turtle in their heads? they have to go out there and love and hurt and make mistakes and learn what it’s like.

you can love someone the moment you start loving, okay? of course with time you eventually learn the deeper complexities and nuances, but you are not required to love yourself first

most of the time you can learn to love yourself at the same time that you love someone else

Who needs sleep? #got #gameofthrones

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:02:43 -0400

Who needs sleep? #got #gameofthrones

I love the fact that, had it not been for my poisonous friendship with Scotty, I would never have...

Tue, 21 May 2013 07:52:28 -0400

I love the fact that, had it not been for my poisonous friendship with Scotty, I would never have known Billy.

I literally would be missing my bffl from my life, if Scotty hadn’t been part of the picture.

Thank god for that disaster of a friendship.

objaculation: attractive men attractive men that follow you attractive men that think you’re...

Tue, 21 May 2013 03:02:41 -0400

objaculation:

attractive men

attractive men that follow you

attractive men that think you’re cute

How is everyone tonight?

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:59:37 -0400

How is everyone tonight?

Never a dull night at work. Can you say carjacking?

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:54:43 -0400

Never a dull night at work.

Can you say carjacking?

People who talk on the phone in public restrooms. Stop.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:22:34 -0400

People who talk on the phone in public restrooms.

Stop.

arosenlund: Mo’ Monàe, less problems.

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:20:49 -0400

arosenlund:

Mo’ Monàe, less problems.

Overcaffeinated Self-Portrait: southerngamerguy: stalling: henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:20:42 -0400

Overcaffeinated Self-Portrait: southerngamerguy: stalling: henryandhisbrain: Dear Yahoo, If you would...:

southerngamerguy:

stalling:

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

…

So, two books into A Song of Ice and Fire, and 5 episodes into season one, my official stance is as...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:47:09 -0400

So, two books into A Song of Ice and Fire, and 5 episodes into season one, my official stance is as follows: Winter is coming (Team Stark) with an affinity for Tyrion Lannister.

Plus Renly Baratheon is super fine, it’s a shame he’s gonna die.

the-privateer: buzzfeed: mattbelly: The Prince of Sweden is a...

Mon, 20 May 2013 16:44:25 -0400

the-privateer:

buzzfeed:

mattbelly:

The Prince of Sweden is a total babe.

hi.

holy crap!

my-placenta-is-on-fire: scarecrowartist: bekkaa: sweeter-than-tea: Did you know that by spelling...

Mon, 20 May 2013 07:26:20 -0400

my-placenta-is-on-fire:

scarecrowartist:

bekkaa:

sweeter-than-tea:

Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.

My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it

can we say socks instead of yolo?

yes.

Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS

thisisahostagesituation: fatanarchy: juicyjacqulyn: Things I like about older music videos I...

Mon, 20 May 2013 06:11:37 -0400

thisisahostagesituation:

fatanarchy:

juicyjacqulyn:

Things I like about older music videos

I don’t have to wait 1-5minutes for the “movie” to end and the song to start

uuggghhhhhhh

Yesssss.

I’m sorry, but have you forgotten

^^^^

They don’t make music videos like they used to.