penguinize:

no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it

(via thelushfiles)

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heylookitsjon:

I accidentally tapped on Thomas’ profile picture in the tumblr app and was greeted by this gem.
Crazy eyes’ll get ya every time.

heylookitsjon:

I accidentally tapped on Thomas’ profile picture in the tumblr app and was greeted by this gem.

Crazy eyes’ll get ya every time.

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  • Tumblr app:I'm done loading
  • Me:but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app:did I fucking stutter
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I accidentally tapped on Thomas’ profile picture in the tumblr app and was greeted by this gem. 

Crazy eyes’ll get ya every time.

I accidentally tapped on Thomas’ profile picture in the tumblr app and was greeted by this gem.

Crazy eyes’ll get ya every time.

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Dipping Sauce hierarchy, according to Jon.

  1. Ranch
  2. Honey Mustard
  3. Chipotle Ranch
  4. Chick-fil-a Sauce [basically HM and BBQ]
  5. Sweet and Sour [McD’s, plz]
  6. Sweet Chili [Also McD’s]
  7. Ketchup
  8. Ranch/Buffalo combination
  9. Mayo
  10. BBQ

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disco-golf-balls:

Sometimes I think I’m not really into butts

And then I see Jon’s butt and I’m like

image

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The unfortunate side-affect of watching too much porn is it leaves me feeling utterly fucking ugly as sin.

Womp

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optionallygrammatical:

WHAT KIND OF JUICE DO I GET?

this shit is like crack in a bottle

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disco-golf-balls asked: Can I see your butt

Butt

[sorry followers, i felt like obliging just this once. i’ll understand if you throw acid in your eyes after this]

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acciowine asked: Pitch to us the premise of a new movie?

God I wish I were that creative.

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I wish my selfies got more than 5 notes.

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optionallygrammatical:

thehawklegacy:

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it

i keep doing this to all the homestucks at y school and i think they’re usually surprised to find that i know about homestuck

(Source: mccoymedical)

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